Habib + Hassan

>>>Hassan and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of  Birmingham, England Habib begs just
as long as Hassan but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

>>>Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

>>>Habib says to Hassan, 'I beg just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

>>>Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'

>>>Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

>>>Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 !'

>>>Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'

>>>Hassan shows Habib his sign....

>>>It reads: 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan.'